Date: 2025-06-19 Pages: ~520 1. This book could be an outfit accessory. I'm not that performative, I promise! 2. A collection of things people have said to me about this book: * *Yeah, I had to read it for Russian literature class. I'm not sure why you're reading it for fun.* * *Will you like it? I don't know. Do you like pain?* * *The best book of all time.* And my personal favourite: - *The crime happened, and then I was like, where's the punishment??* Only 50% of the quoted above finished the book. I invite your guesses of who's who at [email protected].